Good for you; you've made a commitment to eating healthier and you're starting by adding more fruits and vegetables to your diet. You've got your lettuce, your green beans, your tomatoes, and your bacon. That's right, you said bacon. It may not be a vegetable according to the strict rules of biology, but who wrote those rules? Some know-nothing vegetarian, probably. You have a different kind of wisdom and your wisdom says that bacon is a healthy part of any meal. Who are we to argue with that logic? Wear this tee and dare anyone to argue with you.