There were times when you swerved off the straight and narrow. And sometimes you didn't just swerve, you dive-bombed over a cliff. All you can say in your defense is that it seemed like a good idea at the time. You were wrong, but that's all right. You lived to tell the tale and boy is it a good one. You've got enough material for two soap operas, a 10-part miniseries and a Jerry Springer episode. This tee tells the world that you've got a past full of adventure, danger and hair-raising idiocy. Wear it with a knowing smile and a cool pair of shades.