You've forgotten what sleep is. You've also lost all sense of what it is to have a conversation that isn't riddled with screams, sobs and accusations. You've heard about hormonal swings but you weren't prepared for the swinging bats. Your wife is pregnant and to say she's a little emotional is putting it mildly. All you're asking from the world is to treat you with a little gentleness and patience. Otherwise you'll be the one swinging the bat, right at their heads. And just think, it only gets worse after the baby's born. Wear this tee with a patient smile.