Everyone makes fun of blondes, and you know why. It's because everyone wants to be a blonde. From Marilyn to Madonna, it's blonde hair that makes a woman look her sexiest and most desirable. Your hair makes people stop, stare and dream about peroxide. You never have to demand attention because it swarms you like bees around honey. Laugh it up, blondie. Brunettes can have their blond jokes, because you've got all the fun.