That's you, super hero, you're the most duh-inducing hero of them all, Captain Obvious. But we didn't have to tell you that, did we? You're proud of your ability to spill the most stale, uninteresting observations in the world. You don't see any need to be mysterious or vague. You prefer to be perfectly clear. It's clear to us that you need this tee or hoodie and that is totally obvious.