Don't touch that coffee if you're not following the alphabet: always be closing. If your nickname is not "Sold Man" or "Queen of Contracts," then don't get near that pot. It's only for people who need to burn energy wrapping up deals and getting them to sign on the line that is dotted. The only question is, are you taking home a Cadillac or a set of steak knives? Wear this tee when you commander the top sellers' list and the coffee machine.