They can play along, but they better not touch that control! You have the power and the finger agility developed over many, many hours of gameplay and that means they'll never wrest it out of your hands. You don't even object to the term freak, because anyone who touches that control is going to see you freak out in a scary way. We don't want to see that, so wear this tee to let them know that you've got a hands-off policy.