Everyone knows the fish quake in terror when they know you're suiting up to go fishing. You're the terror of the seas, or at least the nearby lake. Whales and sharks cower in terror when you fire up your boat. Your lures are legendary. Your bait is the envy of professional fishermen. Your technique is one of those things that can't be taught. You were born this way. Now you can get the word out and keep those other losers out of the water. They're just wasting their time and they should know that. Settle in with a tee that will keep you cool and comfortable through a long day of fish stories.