In your book, there are only two seasons: football season and waiting for football season. You're the only one at work who can't wait for Monday, and Sundays are sacred. You don't need a fantasy football league because all your fantasies involve football anyway. You've painted your face, house and dog in your team's colors. You think "defense" is two words, one of which is represented by an actual piece of fencing. We feel you, football fan. Go long for this tee and bring it on home.