Goats are great. It's that simple. They're intelligent, curious, sweet-natured and friendly. They come in two sizes and are adorable in both. Goats bring calm happiness wherever they go and their babies are called kids. They have everything going for them. Even the Wiggles have a song about goats. Clearly these gentle, shaggy beasts are some of the finest in the barnyard, if not the animal kingdom. That's why it's perfectly sensible that they make you happier than most people do. We won't put you under the bridge for that. In fact we'll put this nice tee on you.