It's a wedding and you know what your role is, so you may as well embrace it. You're the groom. That means you get to stand by and watch as all the arrangements are made and your sweet angel of a girlfriend turns into a raging Bridezilla. Relax, groom. Your job isn't that hard. All you have to worry about is getting through your bachelor party without a death or an arrest and you'll be fine. Make sure you show up on time and reasonably sober. In the meantime, wear this tee so everybody knows to buy you a drink.