People mistakenly write knitters off as gentle, inoffensive people, but you're here to show them that knitters can get as vicious as a junkyard dog. You're nobody's sissy and you're certainly nobody's granny, and if there's anything you can handle it's a sharp, pointed object. Wear this tee or hoodie and the next time somebody makes a joke about woolly balls, you'll be ready with a glint in your eye and needle in your hand.