They may as well just give you the badge and the gun. You're doing all the work of a top investigator and you have to follow your case just as closely. It's just that your "case" is actually your child. You can scan a complicated food label in two seconds flat, you know a hundred different ways wheat gets hidden and can smell peanut oil from a thousand feet away. You're zealous and committed and you're going to find every dangerous allergen and flush it out of hiding. Keep on the case, Agent Mom, we know you're untouchable.