America has done a lot of great things, but there's no question that our greatest contributions are baseball and apple pie. What could be more American? What could make our hearts beat as proudly as the sight of a bat cracking as it hits a ball, or a flaky crust filled with sweet, cinnamon-dusted Granny Smiths? We're getting hungry just thinking about it. The bottom line is, if you don't like baseball or apple pie, then you don't love America, so wear this tee or hoodie and be a true patriot.