Yes, they're brilliant. They're young geniuses who, you've been told, have all the makings of a future Nobel Prize winner. They are so beautiful they have been offered 20 modeling contracts and that's just this week. Their creativity has astounded their piano teachers, art instructors and the staff of the Pulitzer Prize committee, and they're still in grade school. They're your children and it's plain to see they take after you in every way. It's a genetic thing. Make sure the world thanks you for bringing such awesomeness to life and wear this tee with pride.