You think working out is great. In fact you read a very interesting book about it last week. But you draw the line at actually performing any of those workouts. That's best left to people who enjoy that kind of thing. The kind of thing you enjoy is exercising your imagination. Books are magic. They take you places no treadmill ever could. They open up time, space and worlds. Yeah, you're good with that. You're fine with never lifting a finger unless it's to flip the page. Wear this tee and make them all wonder what happens next.