Everyone keeps saying, "keep calm." You see it on tee shirts and bumper stickers everywhere with that iconic crown picture. But for some people it's just not that easy. If it were, we wouldn't need people like you: wise counselors who can help those troubled souls find peace. You know how tough life can get, and you take pride in helping others. You're a rare breed and you deserve a tee of your very own. This noble shirt befits your noble position as a guide to all the little grasshoppers who profit from your experience, your knowledge and your infinite patience. Wear it with a beatific expression.