These days everyone is just too sensitive to other people's feelings, too politically correct and too boring. Whatever happened to the fine art of sitting down for a nice, juicy gossip session? Whatever happened to the simple joy of discussing how badly somebody is dressed, or how lousy their choice of spouse was? Talking about other people's failings and wrongdoings is a great way to forget your own and a wonderful way to bond with a new friend. It's like enjoying a soap opera, only this one involves people you actually know. Here's to finding a partner in crime.