You love watching people, and you have a professional interest in how they walk and move. Unfortunately, some people will mistake your interest for lust. They'll assume they're so sexy and captivating that you just can't help staring. Now you can set them straight with a tee or hoodie that says you're actually trying to figure out why they look as weird as they do. It's a great ice-breaker, or maybe not. Either way, enjoy wearing it.