You're not a hit and run lover. You have a longstanding relationship with your nightstand. It's always there, steady as a rock and just as reliable. You only need one because your room is small and, besides, you don't have a lot of junk to clutter it up. It's just you, your alarm clock and your trusty stand. You know how to make it work. You're happy with this arrangement. We're happy for you, too, and we want you to know that we appreciate your silly puns even if nobody else does.